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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

The way of progress is neither swift nor easy. - Marie Curie

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest enemy of progress is not stagnation, but false progress. - Sydney J. Harris

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

I am still in the process of growing up, but I will make no progress if I lose any of myself along the way. - Madeleine L'Engle

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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