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Priceless Game

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Priceless Game thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Taking in everything at the hockey game

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Fans don't boo nobodies. - Reggie Jackson

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump


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