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In the lap of the cards. - Archie Bunker

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

History has been written not by the most talented but by the most motivated. - Peter Drucker

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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