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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? - Steven Wright
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco
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