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Power is ego. - Red Auerbach

Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

The power of a lens is incredible. - Ravi Zacharias

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The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Leman

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

You will know that forgiveness has begun when you recall those who hurt you and feel the power to wish them well. - Lewis B Smedes

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

Admiration of the proletariat, like that of dams, power stations, and aeroplanes, is part of the ideology of the machine age. - Bertrand Russell

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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