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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did, and it never will. - Frederick Douglass

To make the best use of what is in your power, take the rest as it happens. - Epictetus

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Sovereignty is the absolute and perpetual power of a commonwealth, the highest power of command. - Jean Bodin

There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. - Steven Wright

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What is a dream? That transient power that cometh near the midnight hour. To carry me to pastures new and bid my anxious fears adieu. - Alan Parry-Booth

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability to investigate systematically and truly all that comes under thy observation in life. - Marcus Aurelius


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