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Power is ego. - Red Auerbach

Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - John Leman

Power is the ability to do good things for others. - Brooke Astor

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton

What it lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to do. - Aristotle

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? - Harry Shearer

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Politicians get their power too late, and I think that he has inherited an impossible situation in which he is ill-equipped to deal. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Technique and ability alone do not get you to the top - it is the willpower to that is the most important. This will power rises from your heart. - Junko Tabei

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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