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Politician's Wage

How minimum wage would tip the political scale

Politician's Wage thanks to Roy Taylor

When you want government change

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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

But what makes wage slaves? Wages! - Groucho Marx

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Checkpoint: A location from which the programmer draws his salary. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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