QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb
B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright
Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah
Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin
Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown
All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright
To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln
Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields
Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown
To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti
Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill
Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum
In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown
Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost
The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell
Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck
There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott