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Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

The pessimist's epitaph: 'Just what I expected'. - Unknown

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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