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Polite Protest

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Polite Protest thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains. - Unknown

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Winston Churchill

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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