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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Some people create their own storms, then get upset when it rains. - Unknown

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. - Oscar Wilde

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist - except an old optimist. - Mark Twain

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

He who accepts evil without protesting against it is really cooperating with it. - Henry David Thoreau

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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