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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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