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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


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