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Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud


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