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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong


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