Police Rides

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud