Police Rides

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey