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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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