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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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