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Police Rides

Animal police careers are a walk in the park

Police Rides thanks to Howard Chapman

Promoting equal rights for police dog instructors

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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman


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