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Point Of View Downer

Slanted building or downward cars?

Point Of View Downer thanks to Keith Blake

Building not quite on level ground

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Communism is in conflict with human nature. - Ernest Renan

Every flower is a soul blossoming in nature. - Gerard De Nuewal

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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