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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The day we stop dreaming is the day we start dying. - Mark Batterson

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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