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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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