#1 humor site on the 'net

PLZSTOP

Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

QuotaBills
Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

We must stop assuming that a thing which has never been done before probably cannot be done at all. - Donald M Nelson

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it. - Noam Chomsky

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


Griller Bees

Texting While Cycling

Redneck Manicure

Police Profiling In Canada

Tree Stand

No Worries

Hospital Gown Insurance

Facebook Red Light

Redneck Speed Bump

Scientific Driving Test

House 'Broke'rage

Trampoline Apartment

Behind Every Man

SailBite Ride - Swimming Not Advised

Aisle Cleanup

His Dent

Car Surgeon

Slamming On Your Brakes

Need A Cigarette?

CardboardZilla

Weather Rock - For Accurate Forecasts

Water Taxi

Acapulco Waterfront Property

Just Blew It