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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

You can't stop negative thoughts from coming in, but you can make sure they leave as quickly as they enter. - Nkem Mpamah

Busyness functions like an addiction. When you stop, you have to face your thoughts, which terrifies most of us. - Thibaut

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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