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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, 'Why stop at one?' - Robert Downey Jr

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't ever stop singing, your voice stays in shape. It's like the marathon runner. You've got to run, run, run to stay in shape. - Sammy Hagar


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