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PLZSTOP

Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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