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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. - Unknown

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Don't stop at the first obstacle; have endurance to keep on going and you will succeed. - Robert A. Schuller

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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