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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop the world, I want to get off. - Anthony Newley

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Stop wearing you wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Elizabeth Gilbert

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

In silence there is eloquence. Stop weaving and see how the pattern improves. - Rumi

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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