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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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