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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

When my enemies stop hissing, I shall know I'm slipping. - Maria Callas

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand

I need to stop getting into situations where all my options are potentially bad. - Jack Campbell

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Crying is all right in its way while it lasts. But you have to stop sooner or later, and then you still have to decide what to do. - C S Lewis

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump


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