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Some license plates are worth stopping for

PLZSTOP thanks to Warren Ralston

When stress from the car accident almost equals the message from the license PL8

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Stop acting like you live twice. - Unknown

You never fail until you stop trying. - Florence Griffith Joyner

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages. - Thomas Edison

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them. - Yogi Berra

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

I'm sorry I slapped you. It's just that you seemed like you weren't going to stop talking and I panicked. - Bill Murray

Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it. - William Feather

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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