Plumber's Night Light

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan