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Plumber's Night Light

Tapping into your imagination

Plumber's Night Light thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Don't forget to turn the tap off before you go to sleep

Creative night lights for professional trades
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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

A plumber's idea of Cleopatra. - WC Fields

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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