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Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong
Fireplace: An office used for discharging people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg
A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch
The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi
Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland
Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann
God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson
I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it, the more sour it grows. - Unknown
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut
The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah