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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

If you don't play to win, why keep score? - Unknown

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

To master a new technology, you have to play with it. - Jordan Peterson

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

The hardest instrument in the orchestra to play is second fiddle. - Leonard Bernstein

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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