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Playground Mistakes

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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