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Playground Mistakes

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures. - Oscar Wilde

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Paper Napkin: Its only ambition is to get down off your lap and play on the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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