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Playground Mistakes

Some playground equipment didn't pass safety inspection

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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