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Playground Mistakes

Some playground equipment didn't pass safety inspection

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground Mistakes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

It is better to play than do nothing. - Confucius

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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