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Pizza Cutter

On the cutting edge of food preparation

Pizza Cutter thanks to Keith Blake

A great homemade pizza isn't finished until you pull out this

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A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. - Ellen DeGeneres

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Save a thief from the gallows and he will be the first to cut your throat. - Italian Proverb

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

Zero: The number of times you’ve gotten to eat most of the pizza you ordered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. - Yogi Berra

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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