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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go to bed at night and hope you wake up in the morning. - Groucho Marx

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias


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