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Pirate Ship Bedroom

Walking the gangplank at home

Pirate Ship Bedroom thanks to Jim Serritella

See what you can sea in your dreams

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

No bed is big enough to hold three. - German Proverb

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham

You must not abandon the ship in a storm because you cannot control the winds. What you cannot turn to good, you must at least make as little bad as you can. - Thomas More

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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