Pirate Ship Bedroom

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry