Pirate Ship Bedroom

Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray

You must not abandon the ship in a storm because you cannot control the winds. What you cannot turn to good, you must at least make as little bad as you can. - Thomas More

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

We've just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned. - Ronnie Corbett