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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Before you can win a game, you have to not lose it. - Chuck Noll

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a fight, and you're going in with a game plan. - Russell Peters

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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