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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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