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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

You can only get good at chess if you love the game. - Bobby Fischer

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. - Steven Wright

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

The most important measure of how good a game I played was how much better I'd made my teammates play. - Bill Russell

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare


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