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Pig Arrest

English police work hard to bring in the bacon

Pig Arrest thanks to Keith Blake

This officer was caught pig'n out on the road

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

All people look better under arrest. - John Waters

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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