QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell