On his 31st birthday, Chris Holmes (aka 'Mr. Cake') decided to quit his job as a Border Agency official at London's Stansted Airport, writing his resignation letter in cake writing to promote his future business.
QuotaBillsPumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn
I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown
The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel
He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner
I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova
Like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea... we are far too easily pleased. - C S Lewis
One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece of pie you have ever eaten in your life - and can never find again. - Lemony Snicket
Calico Pie,
The little Birds fly
Down to the calico tree,
Their wings were blue,
And they sang "Tilly-loo!"
Till away they flew,
And they never came back to me! - Edward Lear
Mother: 1. Mom's the word; 2. The person who feeds the mouth that bites her; 3. A person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com