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Pick Your Fate

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Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

There is no impossibility to him who stands prepared to conquer every hazard. The fearful are the failing. - Sarah J. Hale

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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