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Pick Your Fate

Warning indicators for too-fast drivers

Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. - Alexander the Great

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open. - Chuck Palahniuk

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. - Peter F Drucker

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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