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Pick Your Fate

Warning indicators for too-fast drivers

Pick Your Fate thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Know your limit and stay within it

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

We make our own fortunes and call them fate. - Benjamin Disreali

We make our fortunes, and we call them fate. - Earl of Beaconsfield

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

To punish me for my contempt of authority, fate has made me an authority myself. - Albert Einstein

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

It seems to be the fate of idealists to obtain what they have struggled for in a form which destroys their ideals. - Bertrand Russell

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates! - Dave Barry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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