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A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles