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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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