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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

It is in the shelter of each other that people live. - Irish Proverb

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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