Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.
QuotaBillsThe wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is in the shelter of each other that people live. - Irish Proverb
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb
No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury
The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown
The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker
In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers
It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett
We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy
The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright
Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler
We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright
Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown
Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald
True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones
No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide
You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak