Permit Denied
Legal loophole on the farm
For all of us who think that there are too many rules
Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.
QuotaBillsAct like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde
The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown
I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively
In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams
If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden