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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed