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Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

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Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

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After nourishment, shelter and companionship, stories are the thing we need most in the world. - Philip Pullman

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed


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