#1 humor site on the 'net

Permit Denied

Legal loophole on the farm

Permit Denied thanks to Jim Serritella

For all of us who think that there are too many rules

Farmer denied permit to build horse shelter. So he builds giant table and chairs which don't need a permit.

QuotaBills
The wildest colts make the best horses. - Plutarch

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is in the shelter of each other that people live. - Irish Proverb

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


Sunset Eclipse

Ikea Blueprint

Flight of the Ladybug

Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears

Kayak Funeral

Dutch Bike

Breadlace

Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed