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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it. - John Ruskin

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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