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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know. - Phyllis Diller

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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