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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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