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Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Fit yourself for the best society, and then never enter it. - John Ruskin

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present. - Golda Meir

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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