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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. - Johnnie Cochran

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

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