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Pedal Power in 3rd World Countries

Reaching their destination one foot at a time

Pedal Power in 3rd World Countries thanks to Roy Taylor

To some, three's not a crowd

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The only journey is the one within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. - Lao-tzu

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray


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