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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Only the player with the initiative has the right to attack. - Wilhelm Steinitz

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. - Robert Benchley

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack. - Sun Tzu

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous. - Wilhelm Stekel

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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