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Paving Fixture

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We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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