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Trail signs for walking people

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The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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