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Party Direction Sign

Pointing the way to a barn-burner of a party

Party Direction Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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