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Party Direction Sign

Pointing the way to a barn-burner of a party

Party Direction Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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