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Party Direction Sign

Pointing the way to a barn-burner of a party

Party Direction Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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