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Palestine Regifting

A Palestinian protester returns a tear gas canister to Israeli troops

Palestine Regifting thanks to Keith Blake

Returning the homeland favour

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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