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Palestine Regifting

A Palestinian protester returns a tear gas canister to Israeli troops

Palestine Regifting thanks to Keith Blake

Returning the homeland favour

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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