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Palestine Regifting

A Palestinian protester returns a tear gas canister to Israeli troops

Palestine Regifting thanks to Keith Blake

Returning the homeland favour

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tennis Umpire: Net prophet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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