QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Upward spinal (spiral) - Archie Bunker
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy