Overworked Mouse

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay