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Overworked Mouse

When you know it's time for a computer upgrade

Overworked Mouse thanks to Jim Serritella

Looks like a strange 'back-up' plan

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

The majority of people who don't have Internet don't have the Internet because they don't know why they want to use the Internet. - Mark Zuckerberg

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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