Overworked Mouse
When you know it's time for a computer upgrade
Looks like a strange 'back-up' plan
QuotaBillsDefect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
The problem with the internet is that it gives you everything - reliable material and crazy material. So the problem becomes, how do you discriminate? - Umberto Eco