Open Position

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily we do our eyes. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

She is very proud to have won, and now she is in a very tough position. She is extremely brave. - Donald Trump

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Europe is the force that prevents hate from being eternal. We must open our hearts to this new Europe. - Jean-Pierre Raffarin

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde