QuotaBillsSilence is safer than speech. - Epictetus
Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman
Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn
What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright
Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation. - George Bernard Shaw
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman
Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard
If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere
If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran
If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown
Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe
Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien
Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe