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One Step At A Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

On the higher road to success

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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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