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One Step At A Time

Which step have you reached today?

One Step At A Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

On the higher road to success

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Owning our story can be hard but not nearly as difficult as spending our lives running from it. - Brene Brown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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