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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Life itself is the proper binge. - Julia Child

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

We write to taste life twice, in the moment and in retrospect. - Anais Nin

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country. - Nathan Hale

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

We see only a fragment of life at a time, but God sees the whole. - David Jeremiah

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Let your devotional life be the beacon that guides you through the tough terrain you will face. - Ravi Zacharias

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all. There is only the meaning we each give to our life. - Anais Nin

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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