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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

The enjoyments of this life are not equal to its evils. - Pliny The Elder

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes. - Hugh Prather

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The purpose of life is to discover your gifts, and the meaning of life is to give them away. - Martin Seligman

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existence. - Sarah Dessen

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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