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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give. - Winston Churchill

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Sometimes true courage in life is just being a decent human being. - Unknown

You have to become the kind of person who deserves the life you want. - Brianna Wiest

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Fiber: Edible wood-pulp said to aid digestion and prolong life, so that we might enjoy another six or eight years in which to consume wood-pulp - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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