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One Of Life's Equations

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One Of Life's Equations thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

No man is a failure who is enjoying life. - William Feather

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Life isn’t a matter of milestones, but of moments. - Rose Kennedy

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. - Jim Carrey

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Each man is questioned by life; and he can only answer to life by answering for his own life; to life he can only respond by being responsible. - Viktor Frankl

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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