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Taking very close up wildlife photography

On Top Of Things thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wildlife photography is more than the act of taking wildlife photographs

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Out of defeat can come the best in human nature. - Billy Graham

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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