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Taking very close up wildlife photography

On Top Of Things thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Wildlife photography is more than the act of taking wildlife photographs

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Human nature is weak. - Anthony Fauci

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory. - Julius Caesar

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

I've done my bit for motion pictures; I've stopped making them. - Liberace

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure. - D H Lawrence

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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