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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

Incongruous: Where our laws are made and how they appear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all, it takes won to know one. - Dan Quayle

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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