On The Loose

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Incongruous: Where our laws are made and how they appear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry