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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

Appreciation is the highest from of prayer, for it acknowledges the presence of good wherever you shine the light of your thankful thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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