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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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