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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. - Albert Camus

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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