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Wood carvings for fallen forest idols

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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