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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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