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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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