QuotaBillsI was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren
Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? - George Carlin
Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner
Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley
Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino
I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster
Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami
We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker
I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell
On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen
I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray
My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith
We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery
I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana
My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern
My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
When I am listening to Vivaldi or Japanese music or making spaghetti at 3 in the morning and realize that I don't have the proper sauce for it, fame is of no use. - Saul Leiter
Octopus can fish for prey while deciding what color and pattern to turn, what shape to make their bodies, be on alert for predators and aware how far away their dens are. - Sy Montgomery
I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito
I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini