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Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson