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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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