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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt


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