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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison