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Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe