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North Korea's Secret Weapon

What Americans couldn't do: find a weapon of mass destruction

North Korea's Secret Weapon thanks to Keith Blake

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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one. - John Greenleaf Whittier

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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