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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

If you can't accept losing, you can't win. - Vince Lombardi

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo Proverb

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

We can deal with him later. He can be raised, praised and erased. - Cicero

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

If you can't see it, before you see it, you'll never see it. - Dr. Jack Graham

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. - Flip Wilson

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too. - David Storey

We cannot create a world we can't imagine and stories are the engines of our imaginations. - Josh Stearns

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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