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If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

You can send a lot of instruction through laughter. - Jeffrey Tambor

Trusting our intuition often saves us from disaster. - Anne W Schaef

You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing. - Meryl Streep

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

You can't buy a good reputation; you must earn it. - Harvey Mackay

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

If you can see a bandwagon, it's too late to get on it. - James Goldsmith

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

We can do anything we want to do if we stick to it long enough. - Helen Keller

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

If you can't see it, before you see it, you'll never see it. - Dr. Jack Graham

Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful. - David Jeremiah

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

The only reason for being a professional writer is that you can't help it. - Leo Rosten

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

If you can't say anything good about something, don't say anything at all. - Phoebe Moll

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Disability is a matter of perception. If you can do just one thing well, you're needed by someone. - Martina Navratilova

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

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