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No You Can't

When you can't produce what you promise

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Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The more things you do, the more you can do. - Lucille Ball

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. - Germaine Greer

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

Before we can forgive one another, we have to understand one another. - Emma Goldman

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

You have to have a vision. It's got to be a vision you articulate clearly and forcefully. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. - Rev. Theodore Hesburgh

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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