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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

You can only be afraid of what you think you know. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

You can't hold your head high with your hand out. - Yiddish Proverb

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

We don't know who we are until we see what we can do. - Martha Grimes

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin

You can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. - John Mayer

First gain the victory and then make the best use of it you can. - Horatio Nelson

You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. - Amy Carmichael

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them. - Ernest Hemingway

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - WC Fields

Forgive your enemies - if you can't get back at them any other way. - Franklin P. Jones

You can, you should, and if you're brave enough to start, you will. - Stephen King

Dreams are extremely important. You can't do it unless you imagine it. - George Lucas

I think what you can’t see is always what you should be frightened of. - Marianne Wiggins

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

You can do anything in this world if you are prepared to take the consequences. - W Somerset Maugham

Be able to give up in any given moment all that we are, for what we can become. - DeSeaux

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. - Maya Angelou

You can run a sprint or you can run a marathon, but you can't sprint a marathon. - Ryan Holmes

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Any problem that you can't solve with a good guitar is either unsolvable or isn't a problem. - Unknown

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

There's no such thing as lack of time, only lack of focus. We can all do the things we really want to do. - Robyn Pearce

You're never allowed to step on people to get ahead, but you can step over them if they're in your way. - Star Jones

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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