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You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. - Navajo Proverb

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can hear the footsteps of God when silence reigns in the mind. - Sathya S Baba

If you can't see it, before you see it, you'll never see it. - Dr. Jack Graham

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Don't put your life on hold so that you can dwell on the unfairness of past hurts. - Nick Vujicic

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Transcend your limiting beliefs so you can finally do what you were put on this earth to do. - Unknown

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

We can only maintain our prosperity in Europe if we belong to the most innovative regions in the world. - Angela Merkel

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

You can't be a good storyteller without a good story, yet how something is communicated is often as important as that which is being communicated. - David Paull


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