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We can hope while we cope. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

Being frightened is an experience you can't buy. - Anthony Price

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Oh the things you can find, if you don't stay behind! - Dr. Seuss

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

Before we can forgive one another, we have to understand one another. - Emma Goldman

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. - Robert Frost

You can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will. - L M Montgomery

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

You can't win, Darth. Strike me down, and I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow. - Unknown

You can muffle the drum, and you can loosen the strings of the lyre, but who shall command the skylark not to sing? - Kahlil Gibran

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

The more time you spend contemplating what you should have done, you lose valuable time planning what you can and will do. - Lil Wayne

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes


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