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No Swimming

Signs that the oasis might be closed

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Few lifeguards were hired that year on the Arabian desert

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Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

All great calamities on land and sea have been traced to inspectors who did not inspect. - Kin Hubbard

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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