No Feeding

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Feed me donuts and tell me I'm pretty. - Unknown

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. - Will Rogers

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

If you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one. - Mother Teresa

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it. - Hank Ketcham

Some days it's just not worth chewing through the restraints. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin