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No-Elephant Building

Things looked bad for Amy that day at the playschool

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Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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