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No-Elephant Building

Things looked bad for Amy that day at the playschool

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson

Lilac: 'He's a nice kid but he can lilac anything.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Chid: A young person who does not wish to be referred to as a child or a kid - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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