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New Year's Wish

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New Year's Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

A goal without a plan is just a wish. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I wish he would explain his explanation. - Lord Byron

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

We often confuse what we wish for with what is. - Neil Gaiman

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Nothing is so commonplace as to wish to be remarkable. - Olive Wendell Holmes Sr.

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun. - Scott Adams

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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