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New Year's Wish

Wishing you happiness, fun, success, good health, good luck and joy

New Year's Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

Spreading cheer throughout the year

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Appear as you may wish to be. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

A year from now you'll wish you had started today. - Unknown

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Fears are educated into us, and can, if we wish, be educated out. - Karl Augustus Menninger

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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