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New Year's Wish

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New Year's Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

Spreading cheer throughout the year

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I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

All wish to know but none to pay the fee. - Juvenal

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Sometime the peacock wish to be the seagull. - Jamaican Saying

Think! You can think any Think that you wish! - Dr. Seuss

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Beware of what you wish for in youth, because you will get it in middle life. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. - Mother Teresa

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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