New Year's Stag Party
All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years
Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house
QuotaBillsAs welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child
I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas
Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown
Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams
I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles
And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey
One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs
There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton
But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide
The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich
Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire