New Year's Stag Party

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Donation: A country full of female deer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain