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New Year's Stag Party

All of Bubba's friends looked forward to New Years

New Year's Stag Party thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Celebrating the New Year at a Redneck Duck Dynasty-approved house

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A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Party honesty is party expediency. - Grover Cleveland

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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Lego Sushi

Hedge Face

Computer Bread

Robbers Lives Matter

UnBralievable

Rubble Trouble

Pool Side

Hair Moan Therapy

Beachport

Warm Nap

Wall Parkade

Flood Games

Lean Two Friends

Bale Face

Bridge Weight Limits

Ikea Log Home

Chimney Sweep Challenge

Ernest Hemingway in 1923 at Age 24