New Year's Baby
Some Moms push too much to have first babies of the year
Bubba took fertility enhancing pills just before birth
QuotaBillsNo one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb
When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter
He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles
And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams
Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln
Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan
Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate