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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: To rise above the little things. - John Burroughs

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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