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Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

What you seek is seeking you. - Rumi

Seek simplicity and distrust it. - Alfred Whitehead

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness. - Allen Ginsberg

The trouble with history is its dependence upon diplomats. - Gerald F Lieberman

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Our old history ends with the cross; our new history begins with the resurrection. - Watchman Nee

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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