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What you seek is seeking you. - Rumi

Seek simplicity and distrust it. - Alfred Whitehead

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

What we seek we shall find; what we flee from flees from us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Happiness is where we find it, but very rarely where we seek it. - J Petit Senn

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

All of history is fused with His meaning because history is HIS-story. - Ravi Zacharias

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Negotiate: To seek a meeting of the minds without the knocking together of heads - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is forgiveness for those who seek God. And I believe in the power of redemption. - Rick Perry

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

Grant that we may not so much seek to be consoled as to console. To be understood as to understand. - St. Francis of Assisi

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

You don't need to seek opportunity. All you have to do is seek God. And if you seek God, opportunity will seek you. - Mark Batterson

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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