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New Line of 2014 Fords thanks to Roy Taylor

New Line of 2014 Fords thanks to Roy Taylor

New Line of 2014 Fords thanks to Roy Taylor

New Line of 2014 Fords thanks to Roy Taylor

New Line of 2014 Fords thanks to Roy Taylor

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing. - Unknown

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

A politician is a man who approaches every problem with an open mouth. - Adlai Stevenson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

The indignation of politicians is NOT a good measure of the gravity of any situation. - Paul Harvey

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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