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New Canadian Species

Bootiful mud puppies

New Canadian Species thanks to Wayne Nowazek

With recent overabundance of rain, a new species has appeared in Canada

What Newfies do with old boots

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

We ate everything but his boots. - Unknown

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

While our species remains alive, everybody has the sacred duty to be optimistic. Ethically, any other behaviour wouldn't be admissible. - Fidel Castro

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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